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There is nothing more pathetic and sad than a dumb-ass who tries to be a smart-ass. When I worked for
the Surfrider Foundation
I used to see examples of this every day in emails and letters that were sent to us. Sometimes I could not
help but respond. The following is one of my favorites.
The Idiot's Email:
Date: February 13, 2001
To: info@surfrider.org
From: (email not disclosed to protect the idiot)
HI MY NAME IS JASON SNYDER, I AM REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THIS
ORGANIZATION. I THINK IF EVERYONE WAS RAGING HOMOSEXUAL LIKE US WE COULD
LIVE IN HARMONY WITH THE OCEANS AND LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT THE FISHES...TOO.
COULD YOU SEND MORE INFORMATION ON SURFRIDER, I WOULD LIKE TO CREATE A NEW
BRANCH THAT DEDICATED TO ANAL INFILITRATION AND WATER TITRATION.
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