Response to the Idiot
Jason,
I'm sure you can do a better job than that! We don't really mind the
implied insult but we do wish it wasn't so bereft of anything remotely
clever. However, it's hardly surprising considering the many spelling and
grammar errors in your email. We've provided the correct usage so you can
learn from your mistakes.
1) "I THINK IF EVERYONE WAS RAGING HOMOSEXUAL LIKE US WE COULD LIVE IN
HARMONY WITH THE OCEANS..." You need to include the determiner "a" in front
of "raging". Also, you should really use "then" between "us" and "we".
2) "... LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT THE FISHES...TOO" Where's the apostrophe?
The correct usage is "let's". It is a contraction of "let" and "us". Also,
there should be a comma after fishes not "..."
3) "I WOULD LIKE TO CREATE A NEW BRANCH THAT DEDICATED TO ANAL
INFILITRATION AND WATER TITRATION." This is just sad. This sentence is the
big payoff line in your email and you spelled "infiltration" wrong!! You
also forgot to use the verb "is" between "that" and "dedicated". You could
have used "that's" instead, but as we've seen earlier you don't have a good
understanding of contractions. Using "titration" may have sounded funny to
you because it contained the word "tit" (settle down, Beevis) but it doesn't
really make sense in the context of your email. Read the definition below
and see if you can understand what I mean.
ti-tra-tion, noun: a method or the process of determining the concentration
of a dissolved substance in terms of the smallest amount of a reagent of
known concentration required to bring about a given effect in reaction with
a known volume of the test solution; especially : the analytical process of
successively adding from a burette measured amounts of a reagent to a known
volume of a sample in solution or a known weight of a sample until a desired
end point (as a color change) is reached.
4) Try using proper upper and lower case usage. Although not really
necessary for casual email usage it is more effective if you're really trying
to make a point.
I hope this was helpful to you. We're looking forward to a new and
improved insulting email from you in the future. Please try to make the
next one funny if possible.
Thank you and have a nice day. You are so mercifully free from the ravages
of intelligence.
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